You can’t sell Hector, he’s world class innit
You can’t play Cedric, Saints reject so binit!
Don’t matter bruv we got Ainsley Maitland-Niles
Not posh like his name but better by miles
I make you wrong, Niles ain’t no fullback mate
He’s a wing-back guv, or maybe an ‘Eight’
Either way the Englishman has he needed pace
Bellerin’s a snail now, ain’t winning no race
You kidding bro? You must be a troll
That burst at Wembley for the winning goal
Selling Hector’s, a mad one, he’s a Gunner though
If we do make sure it’s for mega dough
If we do sell Heccy B, Arteta must have a plan
We just gotta trust Mikel, he is our man
Can he convert Ainsley if he plays with a four?
Wenger did it with Lauren, we’ve seen it before
Maybe its Niles when he plays with a three
And Cedric at right back, can’t wait to see
Soares ain’t no mug despite what some say
A Euro winner back in the day
Fashionable Spanish Vegan for sale, a few miles on the clock
Despite, a long spell in the pits, honest he ain’t no croc
After burners intact, but lost a bit of thrust
Don’t want the boy sold but in Mikel we trust.
Passionate fifty-something Arsenal supporter who has been making the journey to N5 regularly since the early 1980s – although his first game was in 1976. Always passionate when talking about The Arsenal, Dave decided to send a guest blog to Gunnersphere in the summer of 2011 and has not stopped writing about the Gunners since.
He set up his own site – 1 Nil Down 2 One Up – in February 2012, which he moved on in 2016 to concentrate on freelance writing and building Gunners Town, which he launched with Paul in 2014.
The objective of GT was to be new and fresh and to give a platform for likeminded passionate Arsenal fans wishing to write about their team. Dave still of course, writes for the site himself and advises the ever-changing writing crew.