Get your hair cut, young man
Another game at Old Trafford, another Old Trafford non red card.
…was breaking away & Fellaini, proving to all that he is the dog we all know he is, and following to Maureen’s script, used any means necessary to stop him.
Typically, at Old Trafford, the ref didn’t see it and Fellaini didn’t get to spend the last 15 minutes playing hide the soap in the showers.
Mariner in Manchester, we should expect nothing less.
It reminded me of another player who got away with an attempted scalping.
Peter ‘I’d be a virgin if I wasn’t a footballer’ Crouch, vs Trinidad & Tobago at the 2006 World Cup
But let’s face it, the beanpole needed all the help he could to score on and off the pitch.
At least Unai took a light hearted spin on it, by calling on his inner Brian Clough and telling Matteo:
‘Get your hair cut young man’