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Wenger’s last Maureen Presser – The Alternative Transcription :)

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Sky Sports:

“Arsene, over the past 14 years you’ve have had many battles with Jose. Have you anything to say about him before going into, potentially, your last confrontation?”

Arsene:

“Some people wrong because they are not strong enough to fight temptation and some are wrong because that do not know”

 

The Current Bun:

“Arsene, in the past Jose has called you a voyeur. Do you have any final comments on this accusation?”

Arsene:

“It’s been difficult to see through the binoculars recently, as his bus has been blocking my view of his apartment”

 

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BBC:

“Arsene, there are rumours that you have resigned to start training for a Celebrity boxing match against Jose. Can you confirm or deny this?”

Arsene:

“That would be too easy, Jose fights like a drunk, all slapping and pushing. 

If I was to fight anyone, can it be Pulis, so I can wipe that inane grin off his face and knock that stupid hat off his head”

GunnersTown.com:#

“During you tenure you have played against many managers. Your points average against all managers (excluding Fergie) is around 2 points per game. However, when it comes to Maureen, you only average 0.7 points per game. Can you explain this glaring discrepancy?”

Arsene:

“When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.”

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The Daily Fail:

“Jose says he has a bottle of French wine, for the two of you to share after the game. Will you be taking him up on his offer?”

Arsene:

“Apparently, we have a room booked around the corner. We will see how the evening goes”

 

Get a room

Thank you guys, Arsene will not be taking any more questions!

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