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Will the real Arsenal players please stand up? – An ode to everyone Arsenal

We are in the middle of our eight games this month and the transfer window opens in about two weeks, so…..

Will the real Arsenal players please stand up –
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Arsenal players please stand up?
I repeat will the real Arsenal players please stand up?

Are we going to have a problem here?

You act like this is class football, like we’ve seen before
Jaws all on the floor like Dennis Bergkamp burst in the door
We start whoopin’ some teams better than before, playing the beautiful game and wiping the floor
“It’s the return of the Invincibles” “Oh wait, no way, you’re kidding,
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And the media said
Nothing you idiots, to me, tabloid media’s dead, stuck in the nineties, slagging all our threads
Some Gooners love the guy on the left, tiki taka, me, I’m sick of him
Look at him, swanning around, all step overs and you know what
Flicking the ball and all “yeah, but he so good though”
Yeah, but his mind is on getting out and getting loose
But he’s no worse than what’s going on in other parts of the team
Sometimes I just want to get to the ground and scream
I just want all the players to follow the Arsenal scheme
Players got to turn up and play, week after week
Not just rock up, not perform and expect the opposition to be meek
But that’s the message that some deliver to the fans
And then expect us to take it and just sit in the stands
Of course we’re gonna know what commitment is, we’ve been here for years, not they
We remember the passion and belief of teams, yesterday
We are nothing but mammals, but players they must run the channels
Put in the effort and don’t treat us like dopes
Put in the effort and give us all some great hope
If there’s a reason you’re not in it to win it, then just go and elope
But if you feel like I feel, I’ve got the antidote.
Gooners wave your scarves and bros sing the chorus here it goes

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We want real Arsenal players, only committed Arsenal players
All you fake Arsenal players are just imitating
So will the real Arsenal players,
Please stand up,
Please turn up,
Please show up
We want real Arsenal players, only committed Arsenal players
All you fake Arsenal players are just imitating
So will the real Arsenal players,
Please stand up,
Please turn up,
Please show up

If you don’t put in your best, you can’t expect to win titles
And if you’re not up for the challenge, sod off and sod off soon
Cos the fans, we are here, we believe, we trust
Most the pundits can’t understand us, downright hate us
When The Arsenal win, they find it so weird
Why? Cos we do things different here and they fear
So they find fault in our position year after year
Shit, so they don’t like us, but who really cares
That they don’t like that we played a non English team first
So we need players with a hunger and players with a thirst
So listen b*tch, if you don’t want in, it’s easy, you see
Bugger off, chase the coin at City or PSG
You should download a DVD of Thierry Henry
And see how he lived and he breathed Arsenal FC

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I’m sick of the players who don’t deserve the canon, see
It’s heavy and to wear it you must truly believe
Cos there’s millions of fans, out there just like me
Who hope like me, who DO give a fcuk like me,
Who dream like me, Eat, sleep and breath Arsenal FC
So be a believer in Arsenal FC or bye bye, you’re free
We want real Arsenal players, only committed Arsenal players
All you fake Arsenal players are just imitating
So will the real Arsenal players,
Please stand up,
Please turn up,
Please show up
We want real Arsenal players, only committed Arsenal players
All you fake Arsenal players are just imitating
So will the real Arsenal players,
Please stand up,
Please turn up,
Please show up

Haha, Real Gooners, everywhere, all of us,
Fcuk it,
Just all stand up

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