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So What has Olivier Giroud ever done for us?!

What’s Olivier Giroud ever done for us?

With shiny new French strikers on the Arsenal horizon is it time to ask?

These guys thought so……..

Reg: He’s bled us white, the bastard. He’s taken everything we had, not just from us, from our fathers and from our fathers’ fathers.

Stan: And from our fathers’ fathers’ fathers.

Reg: Yes.

Stan: And from our fathers’ fathers’ fathers’ fathers…

Reg: All right, Stan. Don’t labour the point. And what has he ever given us in return?

Xerxes: 69 league goals.

Reg: Oh yeah, yeah he gave us that. Yeah. That’s true.

Masked Activist: 13 Champions League Goals!

Stan: Oh yes… Champions League Goals, Reg, you remember what the UCL used to be like.

Reg: All right, I’ll grant you that the League and the Champions League Goals are two things that Giroud has done…

Matthias: And the 29 assists…

Reg: Well yes obviously the assists… the assists go without saying. But apart from the EPL goals, the UCL goals and the assists…

Another Masked Activist: 13 FA Cup goals…

Other Masked Voices: 3 FA Cup wins…the ‘scorpion’…

Giroud Looks

Reg: Yes… all right, fair enough…

Activist Near Front: And he’s a target man…

Omnes: Oh yes! True!

Francis: Yeah. That’s something we’d really miss if the Giroud left, Reg.

Magnus: He’s the best impact sub we ever had…

Stan: And he set up Rambo with his first touch to win this year’s FA Cup.

Francis: Yes, he certainly did do that… let’s face it, we wouldn’t have won the 2014 FA Cup without him either.

Reg: All right… all right… but apart from the EPL goals and the UCL goals and the assists and the FA Cup goals and 2 FA Cup wins and the ‘scorpion, and being a target man and that assist… what has Giroud ever done for us?

Xerxes: His smouldering good looks!

Reg: What!? Oh… his looks, yes… shut up !!!!!

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One Response to So What has Olivier Giroud ever done for us?!

  1. bello hameed June 26, 2017 at 8:55 am #

    Lol….giroud is good we should all accept that already

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