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Arsene Wenger – The Fake News Rap

Arsene are Arsenal signing Julian Draxler

Well there is no way we can match PSG’s stupid offer

Are Ozil and Alexis signing their new contracts

Well that depends if next year I’m coming back

Is Andrea Belotti joining you at The Arsenal

Frankly dude, we all know that is totally bull’

Mertesacker is now fit and can run a hundred in under ten seconds

If you believe that then a trip to the funny farm beckons

Now Arsene, Have Spurs ever won the league in colour?

Hey now you’re just a very funny feller

Are Arsenal now out of this years title race

Come over here, I’ll wipe that smirk off your stupid face

Are that you and Maureen now best friends forever

That’s just fake news. Not now and Not ever!

And finally Arsene, will sign Dimitri Payet

Well only if OUR valuation can be met

 

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