Anti Social-Media Behaviour It’s that time of year again, when we see the mass migration of “fans” from the “Arsene’s a wanker” and “Gazidis is a mong”, “what are they paid for?” camps over to the “Arsene’s a genius”, “Gazidis is playing a blinder”, “I told you so” camp. (you could do this in Attenborough’s […]
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Anti Social-Media Behaviour Poxy Irish Summer 2013. I wrote last week’s piece sitting on a bean bag in the garden, sweating like a paedophile in a Barney suit, nothing on but the sauce that had dripped from my badly burned BBQ burger, with a bottle of beer in hand (ah it was great while it […]
Anti Social-Media Behaviour Aww! That was nice. I’ve had a fine relaxing break. A nice wee trip abroad. I should be back now, all rested and relaxed; NOT A BIT OF IT! Just my luck, I chose to go to Istanbul, of all weekends, I chose the one when the majority of the city decided to protest […]
Anti Social-media Behaviour As the dust settled on the results last Sunday; with images of our lads celebrating and Gareth Bale with his whingey face put on as he openly rang his agent on the pitch of Shite Hart Lane in front of his chimp-wanking support, I was lucky enough to have a couple of […]
Anti Social-media Behaviour Trembling deliriously, then delirious tremors (that ran from Newcastle all the way to Shite Hart Lane), and of course followed today by delirium tremens! But worth it? Hell yeah! All worth it to have watched this team develop together as the season went on, culminating with the final unbeaten run of eight wins and […]
Arrrgghh!! That’s the problem with writing on a Sunday morning; my fingers look like the main street at 4am, all stale drink, piss and kebabs, not easy to type with – mmm nice. Anywho, wow! What a week!
Before I start I’d just like to say that it’s an honour and a privilege to have been asked to throw my two bobs worth into the ring with these guys on @WTTGT. I couldn’t believe it when Dave (@goonerdave66) contacted me to see if I’d join up, as you see, I’m not a blogger as […]