He’s Got to be SO NACHO – Monreal, a man who truly deserves a Terrace Chant!

He’s got to be …

So far in 2017/18 Nacho Monreal has been Arsenal’as star performer, certainly again our Mr Consistent. He has taken to the left central role and made it his own when many Arsenal fans assumed he would be rotated with Sead Kolasinac and left wingback or left back.

According to Whoscored.com on their score metrics he is the 4th best player in the Premier League  two months in and it was also revealed this week that only 10 other players in the division have had more touches of the football than our Star Spaniard.

The bottom line is that like his compatriot, ‘The Boy from Barca’ who has flirted with leaving this great club, to return home, Nacho also needs a song. Unlike Bellerin however Monreal has never once complained when not in the side as understudy to Gibbs, when used as an emergency centre back early on and now as the permanent left defender in a three. He is a modern day Mr Arsenal and as such perhaps more deserving of a chant.

In January he will have been with Arsenal for four years and will have played close to 180 games so it is about time we in the stadium gave him the recognition he deserves and there is an obvious chant jumping out from this ‘iconic pop classic’ (I know!!)

I don’t want no
seven stone weakling
nor a boy who
thinks he’s a girl

I’m after a
hunk of a guy
an experienced
man of the world

There ain’t no way
that I’ll make do
with anything less
than I’m used to

If I have a man tonight
he’s gotta be
right, right, right

So NACHO
he’s gotta be
so NACHO
he’s gotta be
big and strong
enough to turn me on

He’s gotta have
big blue eyes
be able to satisfy
he’s gotta be
big and strong
enough to turn me on

I’m tired of
taking the lead
I want a man
who will dominate me

Someone who will
love and protect me
and take care
of my every need

Now I don’t mean
to be personal
but a guy like that’s
more preferable
in my humble point of view
than any of you

So NACHO
he’s gotta be
so NACHO
he’s gotta be
big and strong
enough to turn me on

He’s gotta have
big blue eyes
be able to satisfy

He’s gotta be
big and strong
enough to turn me on
and on, and on, and on, oh!

Ooh, I am in need of a
ooh, I am in need of
a man, a man

He’s gotta be
so NACHO
so NACHO
big and strong
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

So NACHO
he’s gotta be
so NACHO
big and strong
enough to turn me on

He’s gotta have
big blue eyes
be able to satisfy me
big and strong
enough to turn me on

Well I can’t believe we can’t even get the chorus going for a man who is undoubtedly the outstanding Arsenal’s 2017/18 campaign to date

I don’t care what you say he is big and strong and his football turns me on LOL

Although it might be a tad sexual so this alternative could fly?

So NACHO
he’s gotta be
so NACHO
big and strong
to drive the Gooners On

SO NACHO – Red Action  are you listening?

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