Theo ‘Bottler’ Walcott put the final nail in his Arsenal coffin on Sunday

Bye Bye

Bye Bye

Theo put the final nail in his Arsenal coffin on Sunday

It’s the 76th minute, Manonne did a Szczesny and come bombing out of the area to head a ball he was never going to make. Wellbeck and Kaboul fight for the ball and it squirms free. It’s now a 50/50 challenge between Kaboul and Wallcot for the ball and if Theo wins it, he has an unguarded net to hit.

Theo Jumps out of the challenge

Theo Jumps out of the challenge

What does Theo do? He bottles the challenge, jumps over the ball and Sunderland are let off the hook.

And it’s not like he needs to save himself from injury, he’s not gonna be going to France, unless he takes Melanie on the Eurostar.


Fans demand 3 things from the players;


Fight and


Loved it at the time but was it Passion?

Loved it at the time but was it Passion?

Passion; does a 2-0 symbol on a stretcher count as passion

Fight; Sunday proved his lack of

Ability; you can’t keep living off potential

On Twitter the other day, someone said that Walcott had only achieved one thing in his ten years at The Arsenal and that that was ‘Growing a beard’

He grew a beard but no balls

He grew a beard but no balls

I disagree, he has also managed one other thing at The Arsenal.

He managed to prove Chris Waddle right; because he doesn’t have a footballing brain and when you are earning £140k a week, you really should have one.

The Brain


Sorry Theo, your time is up.

Enjoy your summer on the beach

And next season at, not The Emirates!


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5 Responses to Theo ‘Bottler’ Walcott put the final nail in his Arsenal coffin on Sunday

  1. Victor Thompson April 26, 2016 at 1:22 pm #

    Steve, even in Amateur football you never chicken out. Your mates will condemn you for it and you will get abuse from them ever after. As a guy earning £140k per week, more than the vast majority of fans earn in two or three years, it was unforgiveable. He hurdled the ball and Kaboul`s foot like the champion hurdler.

    Wew don`t need hurdlers at The Emirates. Try somewhere else Theo where it may be appreciated.

    • Wellmington April 26, 2016 at 1:56 pm #

      Rio, for the Olympics
      Better chance than France and the Euros

  2. Boniface Mutunga April 26, 2016 at 1:50 pm #

    We need a classic striker like, Aubermenyang,Suarez,(Gotze),lewadowski , or higuain meen all these strikers cost only £50m to get which is very little for gunners to buy …y cant one be bought instead of filling the midfield with different talents with no one to score goals????????

  3. Alex Field April 27, 2016 at 9:59 am #

    we need the french twunt to fuck off and take syrup bonce with him the yank twonk

  4. donofall April 27, 2016 at 11:01 pm #

    The truth is nothing seems to bother him,, i think he knows he is shit and just enjoying the moments, he has been shit his whole career bar one season he somehow score 20 goal in ALL competitions

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