Christmas comes but once a year!
Christmas comes but once a year,
Bringing Gooners everywhere plenty of cheer.
But don’t forget the very best part,
Chelsea imploding causing Maureen to depart.
And United can score at home or away!!??
With Van Gaal facing the sack, well any day
City are wasting the money from the East
And Klopp’s Kop plans aren’t falling into place
Arsenal leading all the big boys in the pack
And we’ve done all this with our monkey on our back
With No Cazorla, no Coquelin and no Alexis
With Giroud banging the goals and Ozil taking piss
Our thoughts go to May and what’s in store
The Premier League title? The Gift we’ve hoped for