A Welcome Ode to Petr Cech – Gunner’s joy is Chelsea’s pain

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A short poem about ARSENAL’s Petr Cech

With facts like this you earn instant respect

Will try my best to ensure it rhymes

For a man who’s been capped 114 times

To find a man capped more is more than tricky

14 more than his buddy Tomas Rosicky

His bro Mozart said Petr, stop bench warming

Cos next season, the league we Gunners are storming

Emirates is buzzing no more the sleeper

Only thing missing a top class keeper

Four league titles, three times ‘Golden Glove’

But from Maureen he ain’t got no love

Only 180 league games for 100 clean sheet

Record likes that just don’t get beat

The Bridge’s loss is Arsenal’s gain

Gunner’s  joy is Chelsea’s pain

Thing is Shezza is good and Ospina not bad

But Cech is true class which we just ain’t had

Now Invincible he was and we loved Jens Lehmann

But out last world class keeper was Big Dave Seaman

So 12 long years without genuine class

About time Wenger pulled his thumb out his arse

But he he’s done the deal and it could not be sweeter

To take from Mourinho the Worldie called Petr

So roll on Wembley’s Community Shield

Our new Number 1 in Puma revealed

To expectant supporters in the red and the white

‘Cech’ if the power is shifting the future is bright……

The End

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4 Responses to A Welcome Ode to Petr Cech – Gunner’s joy is Chelsea’s pain

  1. muzzammil June 30, 2015 at 1:42 pm #

    About time Wenger pulled his thumb out his arse

  2. Emmans June 30, 2015 at 3:48 pm #

    Wack.

  3. Emmans June 30, 2015 at 3:48 pm #

    Oh, and that’s not even an Ode!

    • Dave Seager June 30, 2015 at 4:05 pm #

      Just a bit of fun and no idea what wack is

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