Ryan Mason over Jack Wilshere – You Poor Misguided Middlesex Fools

Tottenham New Boy Ryan Mason Proves He Is More Important Than Wilshere

Headline after Mason Debut!! – Tottenham New Boy Ryan Mason Proves He Is More Important Than Wilshere

I was sat on the ferry on the way to work on Monday morning, leisurely thumbing through my timeline when for some inexplicable reason a post for SpurredOnTv appeared.

(A very poor substitute for ArsenalFanTv)

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60 seconds cos you can’t talk about the spuds for longer than that without laughing

Out of morbid curiosity I clicked on it to see what drivel the white part of Middlesex had to say after yet another season of trying to justify their existence.

Not North London

Not North London

Not to my surprise, it was the usual tosh about Woolwich & how The Spuds had been up there before & will be again (at least he finally admitted they weren’t there now) but the main crux of this pointless rant, was a dig at Jack Wilshere & his battle cry at the FA Cup Parade. (Remember one of those Spurs?)

Blah, blah, blah, you might say, it’s to be expected, but then the deluded Home Counties boy, had the gall to compare Jack with Ryan (who) Mason.

The whole basis of this utter tools argument was their records for England!! (Shown in header)

His misguided point was that, in Mason’s Solitary appearance for England he has 1 assist, & that in Jack’s 27 appearances he also has only one assist to his name.

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Straws, clutching, etc.

Mason’s one England call up was due to the aforementioned Jack Wilshire’s near season long injury & on top of that, Mason is about likely to get another call up as I am to the Socceroos next squad.

Wellmo nowhere in sight

Wellmo nowhere in sight


Dear, misguided fool, putting aside all the blatantly obvious reasons why Ryan Mason isn’t worthy to clean Jack’s boots, just watch Jack’s MotM performances against RoI & Slovenia (that’s brings it to 5 in last 6 starts,) not to mention to 2 screamers he scored on Sunday night.


Then, jog on back to Middlesex & live out your deluded fantasy.


Rant over !!

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22 Responses to Ryan Mason over Jack Wilshere – You Poor Misguided Middlesex Fools

  1. FatherJack June 16, 2015 at 8:19 am #

    Steve Wellman, I would give up this writing lark as your really not cut out for it. I’m sure in your mind there was a brilliant point and some great insults. Sadly you failed to transfer these thoughts on to the computer screen . I would be insulted as you get the feeling there are some but what they are, I don’t know. Feel pissed off or angry at a Woolwich wanderer fan having a go at Spurs, no just confusion this time. There are actually some good articles from the Islington Gypsy fans and even some mocking that you shout Bastard (the point of them) but this is no where near close to any of them. I would feel more insulted if a Hyde United fan mock Spurs.

    Anyway, I got the misguided fools bit and would like to ask, if Spurs fans are misguided then what about all the ARSEnal fans voting in the Facebook awards. Best team, best manager etc. Really made me laugh. Seems that winning the Premier League and the League Cup isn’t as worthy as finishing 3rd and the FA Cup. As much as I love Spurs I wouldn’t have voted for them except maybe Kane and Lloris.

    Like I said have a point when writing and not just rambling. The insults will then come and won’t get lost in the crap that most people would of wasted valuable minutes reading. COYS.

  2. Arseboy2000 June 16, 2015 at 8:24 am #

    as an arse in hole fan i Couldn’t agree better that we as a team are completely hi in arse and and complete bollocks

  3. P.Nesta June 16, 2015 at 8:27 am #

    Forgetting Wilshire/Mason (AM/DM)

    Another uneducated confused gooner, let me know if you want a history lesson, but before you do I suggest you to do a little fact finding first.
    Don’t be confused by the 1965 merging of existing boroughs when the London Borough of Haringey was formed in 1965 by the amalgamation of the Borough Councils of Hornsey, Tottenham and Wood Green, under the London Local Government Act of 1963.
    Also don’t get confused by the moving of county boundaries over the years, and think Middlesex wasn’t in North London, it WAS North London, everything from the river northwards to Herts, East to Essex and West to Bucks, including the City of London, and yes Islington was in the county of Middlesex!!

    Sorry I did say to let me know if you wanted a history lesson but I’m on a roll, and you’re getting one
    Check the history of the area of Tottenham, over 1000 years of recorded history, most of it owned my different Earls, if you can find a proper map of it not being in North London I will be very impressed.

    So in the interest of fairness I googled the history of the area of Arsenal, (how many so called gooners have you heard say, ‘there must be a place called arsenal cos there’s a station called it’ duh, funny enough I got back……….a noun and one definition was….’a dump’ I did learn the origin is……..Arabic, ‘dar-as-sina’, has a certain ring to it, with all your new fans I can see another name change.

    Got much more history back from Woolwich, but I’m sure you already know all about that 🙂

  4. glen June 16, 2015 at 8:30 am #

    right we’re deluded for pointing out what was the factual information of ryan mason’s superior statistics. wilshere has had some poor spells of form there’s no denying that, i don’t know why you’re so butthurt. you’re saying we’re clutching at straws then you go on to imply that mason will never be in another england squad. if you’re willing to put money on that i’d love to take you up on that bet, but of course you aren’t, because you spout utter horse shit. always refreshing when people have to resort to exaggerated delusional mockery to criticize you rather than factual rational criticisms. mason’s a decent player and he played well for england, at least he plays an english style instead of trying to be a foreigner like you dickless submissive homosexuals. england needs more players that aren’t ashamed to play an english style game, the reason we don’t do well as a country is because there are too many self-hating foreigner-worshipping submissive spineless worms in this country trying to appease foreigners so they can suck their dicks. that’s the reason england does fuck all in major tournaments, there are deep and fundamental problems with this self-hating guilt shit throughout the country. look at germany they stuck to their guns and took pride in their own style and demolished brazil, if england played brazil in brazil half the players would get red cards for getting on their knees and trying to suck off the brazilian players and fans

  5. Christian June 16, 2015 at 8:57 am #

    Having read the article and then the comments. I actually feel pity for the writer having to rant bollocks on a fan page to gain some sort of therapy. I don’t proclaim to be an adept wordsmith, but some of these comments are beautifully written, it shows the huge gulf in caliber between the two sets of fans.
    There there Steve, mummy will be along soon. 😉

  6. luke June 16, 2015 at 9:03 am #

    The bitterness from all the yid above. Beautiful

    Arsenal are the original North London club, Islington being a London borough from 1900 .. Tottenham were in middlesex until 1965..

    There’s no denying this fact lads.

    • ian June 16, 2015 at 9:35 am #

      Luke? Iv no idea if you are correct or not, but if you are correct..so what? who gives a damn ..?

      • luke June 16, 2015 at 10:17 am #

        the fella above who went on a thoroughly wrong, long winded rant about the subject certainly does..

      • Gary June 16, 2015 at 6:31 pm #

        Unlike you, we’ve always been here… The boundary moved, we didn’t… Learn your history and piss off back to Kent.

        • Dave Seager June 16, 2015 at 6:53 pm #

          Banter mate. Do no Spurs websites ever have blogs that take the mick out of us? I am sure they do but the difference appears to be that Arsenal fans don’t read yours whilst for some reason you guys are fascinated by ours. 🙂

    • stokespur June 16, 2015 at 10:04 am #

      Luke, you’re a deluded little boy aren’t you? Did you get Mummy to type this for you?

      • luke June 16, 2015 at 10:19 am #

        just talking facts mate.. Not my fault if you don’t like the truth or are struggling to accept it.

    • P.Nesta June 16, 2015 at 10:31 am #

      Luke, read my post above…and get your ‘fact’ right 🙂

      And Woolwich was once in Kent I think 🙂

      • Dave Seager June 16, 2015 at 10:37 am #

        Difference is we just laugh when you say we are from Woolwich as we are proud of those routes. Yet any comment about Middlesex, also a fact, you take offence. Life’s too short and it is just a bit of fun

      • luke June 16, 2015 at 11:01 am #

        I’ve read it again, and you’re still wrong..

        in 1900 28 Metropolitan boroughs were created in London, Islington was one of these as I said above, as was Woolwich.. Only under the Local Government Act 1963 when tottenham became part of the new borough of Haringey did you become part of London..

        This “Also don’t get confused by the moving of county boundaries over the years, and think Middlesex wasn’t in North London, it WAS North London, everything from the river northwards to Herts, East to Essex and West to Bucks, including the City of London, and yes Islington was in the county of Middlesex!!” is completely wrong.. Laughable almost..

        What this means is that you’ve never actually won the league as a london club.. and Arsenal were the first london club to do the double 🙂

        Not sure why some of you can’t accept it be proud of your middlesex roots 🙂

  7. Wellmington June 16, 2015 at 9:07 am #

    I stopped reading when you descended into questioning the sexuality of our players. Childish & very Chelskiesque

    I’m trying to see the difference between the rant at Jack in SpurredOn & mine
    It’s my opinion & I’ll stick to it & you can stick to yours, cos obviously we will never agree,

    Ps: the reason England do sod all in international tournaments is nothing to do with ‘foreigner love’ it’s because we are not good enough

    PPS: the online voting crap is, well just crap

  8. Azas June 16, 2015 at 9:12 am #

    First of all congrats on winning sun dream team 97……impressive. 2nd of all yes mason is not at Wilshere level yet. But it’s taken jack a while to register his first 2 goals for england. Injurys have certainly played their part…..he has been unlucky. I’m going to ignore the fact that character wise the guy has a lot of growing up to do. Compare his mentality to mason or kane and he is certainly less mature. But technically he is by far our best cm for England. I would play him further up the park a bit like lampard but Roy loves him as a holding mid. If he can keep fit he will probably emulate scholes. …and that’s the best compliment he could get. P.s I am a spurs fan

  9. ian June 16, 2015 at 9:28 am #

    Steve Wellman..( whoever you are ) You have made yourself look as thick as ten bricks with your banal, non article. You must be so embarrassed if you read through it. If I were you id go jump in the lake and release the world from your 9 year old non intelligence. As for Wilshire..he is a disgrace. Years ago a once proud and noble club, Arsenal, would have immediately sacked him instead of slapping his wrist after he opened his big fat mouth. He is as ignorant as you are stupid!

    • Dave Seager June 16, 2015 at 10:10 am #

      Steve writes weekly and sometimes he is serious and incisive and sometimes he writes fun blogs. We have a sense of fun and you guys take it a tad too seriously.

    • Wellmington June 16, 2015 at 10:28 am #

      Chill, if spuds are gonna dish it out, then they have to learn to receive it

      Abusuve trolling, very mature

  10. Wellmington June 16, 2015 at 9:35 am #

    Thank you
    Sensible grown up comments

  11. Y army June 16, 2015 at 10:06 am #

    I’m Spurs but u have get 1 thing right mason is really overrated he’s crap seriously

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