Danny Welbeck gives Arsenal reasons to be cheerful…maybe

Danny Welbeck 01

Reasons to be Cheerful, maybe?

Words by TheSundayMorningGooner, music by Ian Dury and The Blockheads

(If you don’t know the original, check it out here http://youtu.be/CIMNXogXnvE )

Reasons to be cheerful, maybe?

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Good summer jolly, more transfer folly

Good golly, Miss Molly and high, high hopes

To replace Bacary, we sign Debuchy

Giroud he like to smouchy and scouting scopes

Ospina the Columbian, come to be our number one?

Szczesny, now the pressure on, will he cope?

World Cup Willie, Sign Alexi(s)

He’s from Chile and he brings high hopes

Alexis Sanchez 02

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All just grin and bear it, a bit of cash to spare it

Your welcome if you spend it, feed the Ox

Chambers could cost twenty, Alexis he cost thirty

Özil he cost forty, no more money shocks

Giroud went and broke it, we need to find a nugget

A striker with a rocket, a fox in the box

Falcao or Cavani, or maybe Loic Remy?

It’s enough to send you potty by eleven o’clock

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Hot news flashes, internet crashes

Twitter feed clashes, what the heck!

Wenger flies to Rome, should he be at home?

On the dog and bone. All hands on deck

Arsenal in a pickle, spend another hatful?

For a hope of slap and tickle, fans they fret

Window is closing, no time for joking,

Transfer record broken? No we signed Welbeck

Reasons to be cheerful, maybe?

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Danny Welbeck 02Steve Wellman

One Response to Danny Welbeck gives Arsenal reasons to be cheerful…maybe

  1. Ballen September 2, 2014 at 4:58 pm #

    epic! Love it, love it, love it unconditional

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