Nicklas Bendtner demands 70k a week, but receives an ode from Arsenal

 Still Expecting Cheques His Talent Can’t Cash!

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Oh Nicklas, oh Nicklas,

Oh wow, you really are ridiculous,

All the talent you began to show,

Disappeared behind your huge ego,

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You stayed at Arsenal way too long,

Expecting a big deal to come along,

And take you away, because in your mind,

You’re the greatest striker we would find,

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You dropped you pants for Paddy Power,

£90 grand! An expensive howler,

You were loaned to Juve, what a joke,

Your ego kicked in and it went up in smoke,

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Then Eintracht Frankfurt, came a calling,

When talking contracts, you started stalling,

Your services would cost £40K a week,

And then, per point, £30 grand more you did seek,

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At this rate you will be on the scrap heap,

Or back in Denmark, playing on the cheap,

Either way, you’ll whinge and be bitter,

And look a twat with your posts on Twitter.

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TheSundayMorningGooner; the ego has left the building 😉

Steve Wellman


4 Responses to Nicklas Bendtner demands 70k a week, but receives an ode from Arsenal

  1. Goonerdk July 29, 2014 at 9:05 pm #

    What a brilliant piece of work! Nice one

  2. Homes July 29, 2014 at 9:26 pm #

    Appreciate the sentiment but the song is so terrible.

  3. tom July 30, 2014 at 12:48 pm #

    I kind of benefit do you get in writing about a player we release. Dont you have something constructive to write about?

    He can demand any thing I don’t understand the source of your concern

    • Dave Seager July 30, 2014 at 2:15 pm #

      We gave about 10 plus articles a week on Gunners Town. Some are tactical, some are speculative and done are just plain fun. This was a fun one and should be recognised as that, pure and simple.

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