Arsenal’s returning star FINALLY gets his own Eminem-inspired song

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Guess who’s back? Back again?

Inspired by his appearance on the bench on Sunday (Just in time for a FA Cup medal and the World Cup?).

Lyrics: TheSundayMorningGooner

Music: Marshall Mathers

Guess who’s back, back again

Aboo’s back, tell a friend

Guess who’s back, Aboo’s back?

Guess who’s back, Aboo’s back?

Guess who’s back, Aboo’s back?

Guess who’s back?

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We’ve created a monster, ’cause nobody wants to

See Kim Kallstrom no more, they want Aboo, He’s well better

Well if you want Aboo, then this is what he’ll give ya

A little bit of speed, mixed with some hard hitter

As long as he’s fit, well he’s much quicker

And he’ll shoot on sight, he’s not a passer

One of the best in the world when he’s operating

He’ll control the midfield, not be exasperating

You’ve waited this long, so stop debating

‘Cause he’s back, he’s in the team and he’s creating

He knows he’s got a job to do, no feigning

At his best he makes it looks uncomplicated

So the AFC have fixed his knee, or his back, no his thigh, no it was his knee

They tried to shut him down ‘cause of injury, but it felt empty with no Diaby,

So come on hip, back don’t you slip, take that

Come now don’t trip and fall to bits and get ready

’cause this shit’s about to get heavy

Who just passed his fitness test, AB-OO DIABY!!

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Now this looks like a job for he,

so everybody, here’s Di-a-by

‘Cause he’s had a little injury,

Midfield’s so empty without Diaby

TheSundayMorningGooner: He’s back (again), but for how long?

Steve Wellman


8 Responses to Arsenal’s returning star FINALLY gets his own Eminem-inspired song

  1. Jay May 6, 2014 at 6:02 pm #

    Sorry mate, but this is awful.

  2. Daniel May 6, 2014 at 6:23 pm #

    Well done brother, thats a good one.. Can’t the full rap taking off at the emirates but its up there with Sign da ting as one of the best Arsenal raps

  3. Sohara May 6, 2014 at 7:02 pm #

    PLEASE can we have a song for Koschielny , he deserves one, so if he does re-sign can we have a chant for his name

    I suggest….signing his name to the tune of volaire

    Kos-chel- ny OH OH etc

    but as long as he gets a chant

  4. david Costelloe May 6, 2014 at 7:27 pm #

    Twitter campaign. Please tweet with hashtag:

    Bacary Sagna, we want you to stay. Retweet #BacarySagnastayaGooner @Sagnaofficial

  5. serious sam May 6, 2014 at 8:12 pm #

    Thats so good, got me laughing. Its a shame I am in Canada and have nobody to share it with!

    • Not so serious dan May 6, 2014 at 9:23 pm #

      I’m moving to Canada in a few months, maybe we can football battle rap?

  6. Mjc May 6, 2014 at 8:24 pm #

    (In The Navy)

    Diaby….
    He’s had an injury
    Diaby….
    Or maybe 23
    Diaby….
    Mostly to his knee
    Diaby
    Abou Diaby

    He’s Abou
    He’s Abou
    He’s Abou and a gooner too

  7. ibc November 7, 2014 at 6:32 am #

    Please tweet with hashtag too!!

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