Please note, this weeks Far Side View is just for
Living in Australia, it’s difficult to get away from old skool
misogynistic views. You only have to look at the politicians here to see its
still the beating heart of a proportion of Australians lives.
So, following “Jack The Lads” recent
admission that, if Gonzalo Higuain signs for The Arsenal, a picture of his other
half, Soledad Fandino, would go right up on the bulletin board in the changing
room as “banter” and in an attempt to fit in with my Aussie hosts,
here is the Far Side View’s “Arsenal Ladies Alternate XI”
(This will also probably lose me the following of
every fan girl I have on Twitter!)
In goal we have:
Sandra Dziwiszek, Wojciech Szczesny’s
Polish pole vaulter.
Right back goes to:
Ludivine Sagna – A marketing ploy missed?
The centre-back pairing would be:
Polly Parsons & Ulrike Stange –
TV5’s television presenter girlfriend & The
BFG’s German International Handball playing trouble & strife.
The final defensive position goes to:
Amie Buck – Kieran Gibbs pole dancing, X-Factor
Across the middle we would rock up with:
Mikel Arteta’s wife & former ‘Miss Spain’
winner Lorena Bernal, Jack Wilshere’s on / off girlfriend (& mother of his
child) Lauren Neal & Ursula Santirso, Santi Cazorla’s hometown
And finally the front 3 would be:
Melanie Slade, Jennifer Giroud & Monika
Puchalski. The respective wives of Messieurs Walcott, Giroud &
To use an infamous quote from Peter Crouch, when
asked what he would be if he wasn’t a professional footballer, he replied
TheSundayMorningGooner – just being a bloke!
If you are not too offended, please follow me
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