Welcome back to Training

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Batman, I mean ROBIN!

He’s back in training, back amongst the lads. Training is a closed door affair, but I’ve kept my ears close to the ground, and I’m going to tell you what I’ve been able to hear from the ground, through the ocean and across western England all the way to London Colney.

Resident old guy Sebastian Squillaci, “Hey, I’m requesting a transfer too, the club is shaking at my feet. I’m ready to go to Bastia.”

Robin van Persie, “Who the hell are you? I have never seen you before.”

Super Nick, “Hey Robin, guess what, my transfer fee is going to be bigger than yours, because I’m the best player in the world.”

RvP, “Oh, you will… didn’t realise you could be best in the world with a quarter of the goals I scored… Your underwear is still showing.”

Wojciech Szczesny, “If you stay around, I will challenge you to lacrosse on Wojciech versus.”

RvP, “You cheat on that segment more than Ashley Young at a diving competition.”

Alex Song, “Welcome back Robin, I hear you are leaving. That’s sad. Do you really think De Jong or Nasri will give you a pass as nice as me? Do you think that Nasri will even pass? And if you go to ManUre, there is nobody in their midfield.”

RvP, “Rooney will pass to me, and Berbatov will be my friend.”

Arsene Wenger, “So you want to leave.” *throws a water bottle across the room* “I sign two guys to make us better and you want to leave.” *gesture violently and purses his lips to say ‘No,’* “We will win the title if you stay and I will buy you more friends.”

RvP, “I want you to buy me Ted, I need a thunder buddy.”

Verminator, “Hey Robin, remember what happened the last time we played against each other?”

RvP, “Ok, I’ll stay, please don’t hurt me!”

Silent Stan, “See the Shaolin sword?” Robin nods, “See that Chamakh is going to Asia?” Robin nods, “He may not come back.”

RvP, “And if I leave?” Silent Stan gestures towards the sword, “Ok ok, I’ll stay.”

See, they don’t call him Silent Stan for nothing… F U Thunder!

Morgan Rubes
@MorganArseCan
Chair Arsenal Canada Supporters Club

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One Response to Welcome back to Training

  1. TOOBIG4WIZE@YAHOO.COM July 21, 2012 at 9:20 pm #

    THIS IS INTERESTING…. FUNNY.. AND LOVELY… HOPE HE STAYS….

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