Taking the Tweets: Fabregas #fearsforlife

WTTGT Writer: Ryan Cottell

Cesc Fabregas – #underduress

Cesc Fabregas missed Arsenal’s pre-season tour of the Far-East, encouraging images of him being wooed from a moonlit courtyard by Xavi and co.

However the club captain did find time to comment on the team’s exploits.

“Typical Carlos! Well done!” he tweeted in reference to Carlos Vela’s exquisite chip in Malaysia.

Then again, if recent reports from Catalonia of kidnapping are to be believed, perhaps Cesc’s comments should be screened for duress codes, confirming the presence of a gun to his head!

Aaron Ramsey – #experiencedworse

Speaking of the well-publicised tour, it appears the squad has made it through with a clean bill of health, allaying fears of injury on such a draining trip.

However, Aaron Ramsey did come slightly unstuck when faced with a tricky door saying: “was just reminded how painful it is when you jam you thumb in a door!” Tweeted the Welshman.

As sore as I’m sure this was it must pale in comparison to the pain experienced when his leg got jammed in a Shawcross challenge.

Jack Wilshere – #onethingforit

Finally, Jack Wilshere has posted a picture of himself and some team-mates paying their respects while visiting China.

With six years and no trophies some public prayer is probably one of the few options left to Mr. Wenger and his young squad. It’s either that or actually investing some money in the team!

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3 Responses to Taking the Tweets: Fabregas #fearsforlife

  1. rvp-fan July 18, 2011 at 6:44 pm #

    duress codes…haha

  2. gooner July 18, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

    Very funny post

  3. chatfield516@hotmail.com July 18, 2011 at 10:26 pm #

    i think we are all praying this year lol

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