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Sami Khedira confused by Arsenal interest as Lukas Podolski and Per Mertesacker initiate Plan B

DB’S SILLY SEASON DIARY 2014: Sanchez Signs, Mathieu Materialises and Khedira Kidnapped So, last year it was Mesut. Fucking. Özil, and the rise of the umlaut. This year, it’s Alexis. Fucking. Sánchez and an attack of acute hysteria.  Yes, the thingy over the “a” is called an acute, in case you were wondering. Just hours […]

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Arsenal should IGNORE Spanish leader and replace captain Thomas Vermaelen with a German brick wall

Why Per Mertesacker should be appointed skipper next season regardless of Thomas Vermaelen’s future At the minute the club are facing a pretty awkward situation regarding Thomas Vermaelen’s future being in a three way between himself, Arsenal and league rivals Manchester United. The Arsenal skipper does seem to be pretty tight-lipped on his future at […]

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Arsenal’s Jack Wilshere 0-0 The Royal Family, MPs and Celebs; Role model contest ends in bore draw

Footballers as Role-models? Really?! I don’t know why, but I am compelled to write this post on the so-called phenomenon that ‘footballers are role-models.’ This subject comes around and around and this week it has arisen again after Jack Wilshere was photographed (having his privacy invaded, by the way) smoking a cigarette in Las Vegas whilst […]

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Arsenal “flop” Mesut Ozil slaughtered once again, Laurent Koscielny underutilised but Joel Campbell a star: World Cup rankings

With the World Cup now done and dusted, most Arsenal fans are definitely pleased by the outcome of some of our players; especially with our Germans, Mesut Özil, Per Mertesacker and Lukas Podolski finishing up as world champions. Costa Rican Joel Campbell surprised many with his ability in such a huge competition, while Laurent Koscielny […]

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Arsenal should go for Medel, Bender, Valdes and De Vrij and why the transfer window is like the Dentist’s Chair

Well, it’s started, hasn’t it?! Mathieu Debuchy…Alexis Sanchez…who else will arrive at N5 this summer? What a pair of signings. It struck me, last week, whilst I was contemplating life from the horizontal position of a dentist’s chair (for an hour) just how much the Arsenal transfer windows were like visiting the dentist’s. Firstly, it […]

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REVEALED: Per Mertesacker talks Bacary Sagna to Germany boss Joachim Low prior to France World Cup clash

Another leaked transcript Further to the photo released by the German FA over the weekend: The actual transcript of the pre match meeting between Per Mertesacker and Joachim Low was passed on to me by my reliable source ‘Honest Bruce’ in The London Hotel on Saturday. This has been verified as 100% definite, absolutely genuine […]

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